Indie Developer
Kid Noir Games
A Platinum a day keeps the backlog away.
We are an independent game developer creating humorous PlayStation games under the name Kid Noir Games. Our goal is to deliver quick, engaging experiences that bring fun and meta commentary to the gaming world. This site hosts my privacy policy and other info about upcoming titles.
Privacy Policy – Kid Noir Games
Effective Date: July 3, 2025
Kid Noir Games respects your privacy. We do not collect, store, or share any personal information from users of our PlayStation titles or website.
Our games are designed to be simple, offline experiences. They do not include:
Online features or multiplayer services
Account login or user registration
In-app purchases (except optional DLC via the PlayStation Store)
Analytics or telemetry tracking
All game data, including save progress and trophies, is stored locally on your console and managed entirely by the PlayStation system. We do not access or process any of this information.
Our website also does not use cookies or tracking tools. It exists solely to share updates, metadata, and privacy info related to our releases.
If you have questions, need support, or just want to reach out, please contact us at:
dev@kidnoirgames.com
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Are these games really just about tapping a button?
Q: Are these games really just about tapping a button?
A: No. It’s about tapping into your true potential.
Q: Why do these games have so many gold trophies?
Q: Why do these games have so many gold trophies?
A: We believe in equality. Every tap deserves gold.
Q: How long does it take to Platinum one of these games?
Q: How long does it take to Platinum one of these games?
A: Somewhere between a snack break and an existential crisis.
Q: What happens after I earn the Platinum?
Q: What happens after I earn the Platinum?
A: That’s between you and your backlog.
Q: Will there be DLC?
Q: Will there be DLC?
A: Of course. Completionist guilt is real.
Q: What if I play for the story?
Q: What if I play for the story?
A: Then you, friend, are the rarest trophy of all.
About Kid Noir Games
Satirical. Sincere. Slightly self-aware.
Kid Noir Games is an independent solo developer creating bite-sized, tap-driven experiences designed for trophy hunters and fans of meta storytelling.
We craft games that:
Respect your time (but still waste it creatively)
Reward curiosity (and button mashing)
Celebrate progress (one exaggerated trophy at a time)
Our design philosophy blends minimal gameplay with narrative hints, satirical edge, and just enough depth to make you wonder if there’s something more going on.
All titles are handcrafted in Unity, powered by caffeine, tested thoroughly (mostly by tapping things), and made with attention to tone, pacing, and accessibility. We aim to deliver uniquely structured games that are fun, polished, and unafraid to poke fun at themselves — or the player.
In Development
Stay tuned for more upcoming titles!
I Am Game Dev
-Quit your job, chase the dream, and tap your way through the emotional rollercoaster of solo game development. A satire of ambition, burnout, and button-based progress.
I Am Gamer
-Sink deeper into a world of unfinished quests, growing backlogs, and mysterious in-game purchases. A journey from casual play to complete digital immersion.
I Am Streamer
-Fame, chat chaos, and the never-ending grind for views — stream your soul out in this parody of online persona culture. One click at a time.
